I'm in the kitchen. Hudson walks in and the following conversation takes place.
Hudson: Mommy?
Me: Yes, Hudson?
Hudson: I hear fireworks.
Me: Where?
Hudson: In my Butt.
While he said the last line he turned around and stuck his behind at me. If a video camera had been running we would be $10,000 richer.
Speaking of money. The other day Hudson was driving Connor crazy. Here is a conversation from that day.
Connor: Mom, Hudson is driving me crazy.
Me: What are we going to do with him?
Connor (thinks for a second): Let's sell him.
Me: How much?
Connor: Six dollars
